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war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
three men had been stuck on an island...
 
 
Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years.

Just as they were about to give up hope, one of the men finds a magic lamp.

The first man wished to be 10% smarter, and then he was able to make a fire and send morse code smoke signals for help.

The second one wished to be 25% smarter, and suddenly he knew how to build a sturdy raft capable of getting them all off the island.

Then the third man wished to be 50% smarter, and he turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

snoops's favorite weather
 
 
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle!

hold on a sec
 
 
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

A: You wave to him.


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