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peeping tom vs. a pickpocket
 
 
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches your watch.
for unemployed loser schmucks
 
 
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all of his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” the man said, “what is it?”
“It's called the door!”
switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'

thistle
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle!
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!

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