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gay picnic
 
 
Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them

fast food
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
yo mama's so stupid...
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she voted for George Bush, and meant to.
holy water
 
 
Three men go to a church and ask to be forgiven for their sins. The priest asks the first man what he did. The man replies, "I robbed a bank. " The 2nd man tells the priest he killed a man. The priest says that is really bad and to go drink the holy water and he will be forgiven. The third man starts to laugh, so the priest asks him, "And what sin have you committed?" The third man replies, "I pissed in the holy water"

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