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what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

widow for one year
 
 
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'

'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'

The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'

'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'

'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

beat the casino
 
 
What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?

When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!

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