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a natural blind
 
 
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

swing low sweet charriot
 
 
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob, "If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts!"
fast food for rednecks
 
 
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
wal-marks the spot
 
 
Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

A: Because there are too many Targets.


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