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get on the bus
 
 
A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.
'What the hell are you doing?!' the man asks.
'I'm riding a bus,' his cousin replies.
'That's a stupid thing to say!'
'That's a stupid thing to ask!'
bombed outta my head
 
 
Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.

"What's so funny?" they asked him.

"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

parrot boy
 
 
There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall.

A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. The old man just looked at him.

The young man said ' What's the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life? ' And the old man said 'Well actully I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wandering if you were my son.'

priest vs. homosexual
 
 
What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

The way they say ahhhh-men.


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