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snoop doggs teeth...
 
 
How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

the wonderful thing about tiggers
 
 
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
a pirate walks into a bar ...
 
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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