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one of the worst jokes ever written
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

A: Because if it had four it would be a sedan!

get what?
 
 
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!
the engineer and the frog
 
 
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!"

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

proud brunettes
 
 
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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