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knock knock... nobel
 
 
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!
yo mama
 
 
Yo Mama's so farsighted, she can't see the trees for the forest.
king's army
 
 
Where does a king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.
you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

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