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tax payer dollars at work
 
 
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat.

A man watching from the sidewalk couldn't believe how hard they were working, but also couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he said:

"I'm confused. You dig a hole and then your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"

The digger leaned on his shovel and replied, "Oh yeah, it must look funny. You see, the lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today!"

flying time
 
 
Why did Bill throw the clock out the window?

To see time fly!
three words that describe britney spears
 
 
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
on the rooftop
 
 
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks where on the house.


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