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eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.
gay on airplane
 
 
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?

A fruit fly.
tarzan's kipling-esque treatise
 
 
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!

knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!


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