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feelin' blue
 
 
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?

A tight-fisted wanker.

what's the difference between jesus and...
 
 
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

what do you call a blond with half a brain?
 
 
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted

a police officer saw a car speeding...
 
 
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, "Pull over!"

The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"


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