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yo mama so dirty...
 
 
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.
hot revenge
 
 
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, 'What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'

The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'

almost famous
 
 
"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."
deernuts and beernuts
 
 
Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?

Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.


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