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jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

shakespeare
 
 
"Have you read Shakespeare?"

"No. Who wrote it?"
war on poverty
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war on poverty?

She bombed the soup kitchen.
narcoleptic priest
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!

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