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the florist's twins
 
 
Did you hear about the florist's twins?

Why yes! One was a budding genius and the other was a blooming idiot.
jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!

there's a fly in my soup
 
 
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

keep it on the dl
 
 
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.

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