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four wheels and yellow
 
 
What has four wheels, is yellow, and lays on its back?

A dead schoolbus.
they're busy
 
 
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The police."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The firemen."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Looking for me."

journey to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer, to let her know he had arrived safely.

Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived, she nervously showed her neighbor the message, which read: 'Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.'

why did the gum
 
 
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?

A: Beacause it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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