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eggplant and nuts
 
 
SON: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
DAD: An onion son.
SON: You`ve obviously never been hit in the nads with an eggplant then dad!'
let's play monkey in the tree
 
 
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!

pad talking
 
 
What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

bungee jumping in mexico
 
 
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.

They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn't able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.

Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, "Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bob looks confused and says, "No, the cord was fine... but what the heck is a pinata?"


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