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pantyhose
 
 
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
you know you're having a bad day when your ...
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!
me talk pretty
 
 
Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese man are in a 7-eleven when a robber storms in. The robber points his gun at the American and says, If you think of a sentence with pink, green and yellow in it, I won't kill you. The American, mumbles something and gives up so the robber shoots him. The Arab doesn't know what to say and also gets shot. The robber then looks at the Chinese man who frantically says, "My phone go 'green, green', I 'pink' it up, and I say, 'yellow, yellow'"
girls just wanna have fun
 
 
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a magic lamp. They began rubbing it and genie came out and said, "You each may have one wish." The red head thought for a while and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." and she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's true, I really want to have more fun too, even though I'll be dumber, I wish to be blonde" and she became blonde also. The blonde looks at the two other blondes and said, "I just don't think I have enough fun. I don't care if I becomer even more dumb, make me more blonde, woo!" So the genie granted her wish and made her a man.

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