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havaii or hawaii
 
 
These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask the gentleman that was walking by. The gentleman said, 'Havaii.' So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.' The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.'
toe observations
 
 
What do the toes say when they meet?

"There is a fungus among us."

fish fish fish
 
 
Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools
victoria's five-legged secret
 
 
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

Her panties fit her like a glove!


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