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the rip-off
 
 
What has six balls and rips you off daily?

The lottery.
arnold's search engine
 
 
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.

monster tag
 
 
There was a guy driving down the road when he ran out of gas. He went to the nearest house to ask for some gas. As soon as he opened the door it started to pour so the guy asked to stay overnight. The owner said, 'OK, but if you see a monster in the garage, whatever you do don't touch it.'

So the man went up to the guestroom but was too curious. He went down to the garage and saw the huge ugly monster. He decided to see what it would do if he threw a rock at it or made faces. He did both these but nothing happened.
So the man went and touched the monster. Up the monster jumped and chased the man all over the country. When the man got to a cliff he thought he was going to die, so he rolled up in a tiny ball.
When the monster came over he touched the man and said, 'You're it!'

ghosting it
 
 
Why do ghosts always shake and moan?

Because it's damn cold beneath those sheets!

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