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what do vampires cross the sea in?
 
 
What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood Vessels

did you hear about the dyslexic devil...
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

bright eyes
 
 
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
a real wangsta
 
 
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard


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