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what's the best part about gardening?
 
 
What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes

did you hear about the dyslexic devil...
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

a joke of genius
 
 
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

hot revenge
 
 
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, 'What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'

The other missionary replied, 'I just peed in the soup!'


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