Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » humor 490

Whatever


you know you're really fat when
 
 
You get kicked out of all-you-can-eat restaurants.
did you hear about the dyslexic devil...
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

bright eyes
 
 
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
more special than hallmark
 
 
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Page 491 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»