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The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Nevada State Tourism Board
"Nothing Says I LOVE YOU Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
Ku Klux Klan
* Valentine's Day Heart Burning, co-sponsored by Alka Seltzer
Vatican Public Relations Office
* "Naughty Altar Boy" limited edition ceramic figurine
American Heart Association
* Chocolate heart with marshallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
Daughters of the American Revolution
* Illustrated Kama Sutra featuring George and Martha Washington. Comes with authentic period wooden dental dam.
PETA
* Spray Paint a Red Heart on Joan Rivers' Coat Competition
National Society of Organ Donors
* "My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Brain Dead)" cards.
Department of Homeland Security
* Moving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code Red for a "High
Risk of Lovin'"
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Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.
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