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man's best friend
 
 
Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Really? I think I'd just pet him first."
amish jobs
 
 
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A. A mechanic!

poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
with good claus
 
 
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

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