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flying time
 
 
Why did Bill throw the clock out the window?

To see time fly!
jamaician proctologist
 
 
What do you call a Jamaician Proctologist?

Pokemon.

three words that describe britney spears
 
 
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
name those tracks
 
 
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.


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