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top ten things that sound dirty at xmas
 
 
1. Did you get any under the tree? 2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. 6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 9. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
how many hipsters does it take...
 
 
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What? You don't know?
yo mama
 
 
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

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