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born loser defined
 
 
Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
10 signs that a kid is a nerd
 
 
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.
lone bones
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.
bell tower
 
 
Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower?

A: The lunchbag of Notre Dame.

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