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murder by numbers
 
 
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
fetal attraction
 
 
How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?

It uses a stem cell phone!

yo mama and a rat
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
amish jobs
 
 
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A. A mechanic!


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