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baby boomers
 
 
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?

A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

land of milk and honey
 
 
A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?'

'I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.'

'Pasteurized?'

'No, just up to my tits.'

the engineer and the bike
 
 
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

knock knock... midget
 
 
Knock, knock?

"Who's there?"

A midget who couldn't reach the doorbell!


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