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what do vampires cross the sea in?
 
 
What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood Vessels

a blonde was cooking dinner
 
 
A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, "My kitchen is on fire!"

They asked, "How do we get there?"

The blonde said, "Well, DUH, the big red truck!"

what is lxix?
 
 
What is LXIX?

69, the hard way.

more special than hallmark
 
 
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

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