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voices! voices! shut up!
 
 
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, 'I can hear voices!'

Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, 'Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!'

bottom of the ocean
 
 
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!
dirtbag
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

A: The dirtbag is on the inside of a vacuum cleaner!
witches brew
 
 
What do you call a witch on a beach?

A sandwitch!

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