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optimistic jack
 
 
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in town knew Jack was very optimistic -- even if a situation was terrible, Jack could always think of a way it could be worse. Everyone in the town was tired of hearing Jack say that, so one day they decided to to lie to Jack.
"Jack, the baker Bob found his wife in bed with another man last night! He shot the man and then himself! Isn't that terrible?"
"Sure, it's terrible, but it could've been worse!"
"How could THAT possibly have been worse?"
"Well, if it had been the night before I would've been dead!"
the scent of a carrot
 
 
What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!
beauty & the beach
 
 
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing -- it just waved!
speed demon
 
 
Harold and Lloyd were speeding down the road when a cop pulled them over.
"You were going eighty!" the officer yelled. "Why so fast?"
"We have a good reason," Lloyd explained to the cop. "Our brakes are no good so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

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