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tale of the two dead boys
 
 
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
clip clop bang
 
 
Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

military secrets
 
 
Q. What does marine stand for?

A. My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

jelly 'n' milk
 
 
Why did the jelly wobble?

Because it saw the milk shake!

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