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what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

widow for one year
 
 
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'

'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'

The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'

'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'

'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
surf's up!
 
 
What did one surfer say to the other?
DUDE!
chickenhead in the road
 
 
Q: Why did the chickenhead cross the road?

A: Because her man kicked her out.


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