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gay farmer nickname
 
 
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.
that's not what i meant
 
 
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replied, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
if you're american ...
 
 
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European!

three nuns and a parrot
 
 
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by. They soon realized that the parrot was calling out the colors of their respective underpants. They tried to fool the parrot by switching positions while walking and even wearing different colored underpants every day, but the parrot was never wrong. Finally they devised a way to fool the parrot by not wearing any underpants at all. When they walked across the house the parrot spoke out loud, 'Straight, straight, curly.'

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