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little mermaid
 
 
Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

a confused computer
 
 
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it 'could not find the printer.' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer—but his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

empty cheeze whiz
 
 
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.

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