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geometry fun
 
 
What's round and snarling?

A vicious circle.
polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.
tarzan's kipling-esque treatise
 
 
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!


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