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what's the difference between jesus and...
 
 
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

yo mama so fat...
 
 
Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nebraska, New York...
q:what do you do to an elephant with three ...
 
 
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

why does the tv like the remote?
 
 
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?

A: Because it turns it on!


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