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walka walka
 
 
A couple has been together for thirty years and decide to celebrate the occasion by re-walking their first ever walk together.

They amble down the same woodland path, walk by the same big oak tree, go past the same golf course and come to the same spot against the fence where they first made love. The husband says, "Come on, let's see if we've still got it in us!"

The wife replies, "Oh, go on then!"

She pulls up her skirt and petticoats and he slowly unbuckles his belt and pulls down his trousers. Afterwards the man says, "You were better than you were thirty years ago!"

To which his wife replies, "That fence wasn't electrified thirty years ago!"

fire engine red
 
 
Why are fire engines red?

You'd be red too if somebody picked up your hose and dragged it across the street!

cow or tractor
 
 
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.
corny
 
 
Do you know what's corny?

A field of corn!

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