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viagra + eyedrops = ?
 
 
Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

surrealists 'n' lightbulbs
 
 
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Banana.

military secrets
 
 
Q. What does marine stand for?

A. My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

two drivers and a bridge
 
 
Two drivers came to a bridge over which only one car could cross at a time. One driver leaned out his window and said to the other, 'I never back up for idiots.' So the other driver put his car in reverse and said, 'That's okay. I do.'

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