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the trouble with dirty old men
 
 
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."

The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

The old man says, "I can't remmber where I live."

car joke
 
 
Why did the man put a stove in the car?

To make a hot rod.
penny for your thoughts
 
 
What does one penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents!
a ham sandwich walks into a bar...
 
 
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."


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