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country music backwards
 
 
What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...

confucius pocket talk
 
 
Confucius says, 'Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day."
hey, i'm drowning here...
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

the birds, the bees, the bushettes
 
 
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally said, "Okay daddy, we understand about drinking already, but you've never talked about to us about sex."

Getting very upset, W. chided the twins: "Young ladies, we do not use that dirty four-letter word in our home!"


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