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walking man, into bar he goes
 
 
A guy walks into a bar and says, "I think I've heard this one before!"
how golf is like urinating in a public restroom
 
 
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
practice makes perfect
 
 
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

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