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brunette mating call
 
 
Q: What is the brunette's mating call?
A: Has the blonde left yet?
higher, mommy!
 
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.
i went to the bank
 
 
I went to the bank last week and said to the cashier, "can you check my balance please?"

She pushed me over!
the tomato family
 
 
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato.
They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato.
He smiles and says, 'Ketchup!'

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