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bouncing baby brute
 
 
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor had to put you in a bucket of water to see which end of you would breathe.
hotel hijinx
 
 
A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me." She leans up to him and whispers "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
halloween treats for the dead
 
 
What did the ghost get for Halloween?

Some Booo-T

top ten things that sound dirty at xmas
 
 
  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  3. Check out Rudolph's honker!
  4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
  5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff.
  6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
  8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
  9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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