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the pig with the wooden leg
 
 
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, 'That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'

'So why does he have a wooden leg?' the tourist asked.

'Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'

'So,' the tourist asked again, 'why does that pig have a wooden leg?'

'Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!'

dummy e-mail
 
 
How do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail?

You see a buch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
jungle gaiety
 
 
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter!

pokemon for adults
 
 
What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?

Pikascrew!


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