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i'm a barbie girl
 
 
What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
They're both 100 percent plastic.
oceans apart
 
 
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

justice prevailed
 
 
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.

Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: "Justice prevailed."

The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately."

one day a blonde went into a department ...
 
 
One day a blonde went into a department store.

She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".

Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."

Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."

Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"

He replies, "Because it's a microwave."


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