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dictaphone
 
 
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

californians & granola bars
 
 
How is California like a Granola bar?

They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes!
hot enough for ya?
 
 
You are so poor that when I put out my cigarette in your living room, your family yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
what's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
 
 
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you're gay.

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